When you take Ali to Florida, she is bound to say sh*t
- Does the flea market have fleas?
- What’s cold medicine?
- Can we wear our UDance shirts at Florida?
- Wee hoo wee hoo
- Brett wants to make a waffle with her butt
- Is Florida a state now?
- Chicken tenders are big
- Did you steal the cornbread?
- Did you steal the salad bar?
- Did you steal that little girl’s hair tie over there?
- How many pounds are stars?
- I’m going to take down Mickey’s pants
- I’m going to touch Donald’s snout
- Hawaii’s not a state
- Michelle Obama is like 7 feet tall
- My favorite First Lady is Hillary Clinton
- We didn’t know a girl’s name that is on The Bachelor. I asked what her name was. Ali said “Laguida”
- Most people in Long Island like Jon Bovi